Saturday, June 27, 2009

How to Get Divorced -- Hollywood Style

You're famous and have a lot money, married to someone who is famous and has a lot of money too. Kids? Of course. You both have been caught cheating on the other person. There's nothing like having your personal life splattered all over the front page of the news paper, and to top all that off, a picture of you and your lover has just made the front page of the National Inquirer. What do you do now?

* Good Divorce Attorney

Step1
Make sure that you get on the front page of every national newspaper you can find. Your divorce attorney has just filed you divorce petition and there is little for you to do at the court house.
Step2
Be seen everywhere with your new lover. It does matter if there are kids involved, because they are being raised by a Nanny anyway, and you can go where you want to go.
Step3
Fight with your ex every chance you get. We all just love to see this all over the evening news. The ones who are suffering is the ones who can't have a voice (the Kids).

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